Co-worker #3: So, what did you do with your day off?
Emily: Well, it was π day so my friend and I baked a pie. It was fun.
Co-worker #3: Whoa! Emily, I didn't know you were the type?!
Emily: Questioning stare coupled with a slightly awkward silence.
Co-worker #3. Wait, you're saying you 'got baked' yesterday right?
Emily: Oh ha, No. I'm saying I baked a pie. And I ate it. While in a sober state of mind. 'Baking' and 'getting baked' are two different phrases.
This time it was his turn for a questioning stare and an awkward silence. Until he broke the silence with, "Man Emily, you are seriously the weirdest person I know." and walked away with the excuse that he needed to water table 20.
Thanks co-worker #3. You're not exactly normal in my book either but I'll cover your shift April 20th if you need.